For this group of sentences, I am going to switch it up and do newspaper headlines.
Book V
Perseus & Phineus- "Disastrous Banquet Leaves Many Slain And Many Stoned"
Polydectes- "Perseus's Pride Is Causing A Veritable Epidemic Of Petrification"
....Because he keeps doing this:
Pyreneus- "Delusional Man Plummets To His Death After Expressing Belief In His Ability To Fly"
Ceres & Proserpina- "Abducted Girl Is Returned To Her Mother...Seasonally"
The Pierides--Again- "Sore Losers' Protests Lead To An Unwelcome Addition To The Bird Family"
Book VI
Arachne- "Local Woman Thwarted In Her Attempt To Expose Gods' Atrocities"
Niobe- "Niobe's Excessive Pride In Her Brood Leads To Extermination"
Latona & The Lycinian Peasants- "Lycinians 'Get Froggy' With Thirsty Goddess And Her Infants"
Pelops- "The World Of Medicine Rejoices As The First Ivory Shoulder Transplant Proves Successful"
Tereus, Procne, Philomela- "WARNING: Article Includes Rape, Dismemberment, And Cannibalism; Parental Advisory Strongly Suggested"
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