Sunday, November 14, 2010

Sentences Book V & VI

For this group of sentences, I am going to switch it up and do newspaper headlines.

Book V

Perseus & Phineus- "Disastrous Banquet Leaves Many Slain And Many Stoned"

Polydectes- "Perseus's Pride Is Causing A Veritable Epidemic Of Petrification"
....Because he keeps doing this:


Pyreneus- "Delusional Man Plummets To His Death After Expressing Belief In His Ability To Fly"

Ceres & Proserpina- "Abducted Girl Is Returned To Her Mother...Seasonally"

The Pierides--Again-
"Sore Losers' Protests Lead To An Unwelcome Addition To The Bird Family"

Book VI

Arachne-
"Local Woman Thwarted In Her Attempt To Expose Gods' Atrocities"

Niobe- "Niobe's Excessive Pride In Her Brood Leads To Extermination"

Latona & The Lycinian Peasants- "Lycinians 'Get Froggy' With Thirsty Goddess And Her Infants"


Pelops- "The World Of Medicine Rejoices As The First Ivory Shoulder Transplant Proves Successful"

Tereus, Procne, Philomela- "WARNING: Article Includes Rape, Dismemberment, And Cannibalism; Parental Advisory Strongly Suggested"

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